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Murder She Wrote: Bitchface Edition
Murder She Wrote ran for 12 years, had consistently high ratings, won and was nominated for a slew of awards, and had virtually everyone in Hollywood—including George Clooney, Cynthia Nixon, Joaquin...
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Meet Our Latest Crush: Tranna Wintour
Tranna Wintour is a Montreal-based comedienne/performer who has a sense of humor as impressive as her long-as-hell legs. After falling in love with her via the Interwebs, we got in touch, in an...
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Gone Tannin’
GAL will be on a brief summer hiatus until September, when we’ll be back with a vengeance. So hold onto your dicks and get ready for fall, babies.
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GAL’s Summer Roundup
You guys, it’s been too long! I know, we are the worst. Are you mad at us? Are we still friends? We still love you, we’ve just been on vacation for a hot minute getting our affairs in order. And by...
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Here’s the Beef: Easy Rider Magazine’s Tribute to Butts
Continuing in my theme of sharing my complicated love affair with biker culture from the 70s and 80s, here’s another classic editorial from Easy Rider magazine. As always with this rag, they chose the...
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Women and Watermelons
So I’ll admit it, I’ve been holding out on you guys. I am such a selfish dick. About a year ago, I was traveling in Thailand and I came across some stacks of Thai fashion mags from the 80s in an...
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50 Shades of Grey Gardens
When two eccentric millionaires meet up, the sparks—and fleas—fly The distinctive whump-whump of his magical sentient helicopter’s motor echoed the staccato rhythm of a good, emotionally distant fuck....
View ArticleThe Beauty of Gap-Toothed Ladies
Given how widespread airbrushing is these days, it’s important to take a minute to praise unique female beauty. As far as we’re concerned, that is the good shit—it’s such a snooze when everyone looks...
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We Go Behind the Mask With Artist Chelsea Bayouth
Artist Chelsea Bayouth specializes in work that’s a bit…off. From a distance, her animal masks and sculptures have a touch of sweetness, but as you get closer, you see how disfigured they are,...
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Where Panties and the Paranomal Meet: The Story of the Haunted Lingerie Store
The Case of the Haunted Lingerie Store In the mid-2000s, our Anonymous Friend managed a retail store, a branch of a notorious lingerie brand. The difference between this store and any other purveyor...
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